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FREE: Endless Supply of “Tempons”

February 13, 2011

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FREE: Endless Supply of “Tempons”

Feminine products are obnoxiously expensive.  I don’t care what the commercials with women skipping down the beach in white shorts say — paying upwards of five dollars for a box of glorified toilet paper does NOT make me feel fresh. Apparently, the author of this Craigslist post (below) knows this all too well and is... Read More →

Jehovah’s Witness Books (PRICELESS)

October 30, 2010

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Jehovah’s Witness Books (PRICELESS)

File this Craigslist post under: “what was he thinking???!” Free Jehovah witnesses Books from 1966 & up (Brooklyn Kensington) Date: 2010-10-30, 9:49AM EDT Reply to: sale-ghqpr-2033398001@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I got these books at an auction and i dont need them or read them if you want them come get them otherwise they... Read More →

Free Funk & Sweat (Hurry)

October 2, 2010

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Free Funk & Sweat (Hurry)

The only thing more curious than the type of person who would give away their old, funky gym sneakers on Craigslist is the person on the other end of the transaction who might actually take them. Our generous poster makes no attempt to dress up his price-free offering.  In his own words, they are “beat... Read More →

Free: VCR and Demi Moore Movie

August 27, 2010

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Free: VCR and Demi Moore Movie

They had me at “Free VHS” (not that I would waste one second of my day picking up this dusty, 1990′s contraption (pictured below) – but at least there’s some nostalgic value attached to it). But when the author of this Craigslist post threw in a VHS tape of The Scarlet Letter (1995) starring Demi... Read More →

Pissed Pussy Cat

August 22, 2010

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Pissed Pussy Cat

There are few things in life that could be more effed up for a cat than your owner (of one year) pimping your furry ass on Craigslist for free.  What I’d like to know is, what did Falafel (dumb name for a cat, by the way) ever do in his 9 lives to deserve such... Read More →