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<p>Hard times call for desperate measures, but how desperate are we? Sometimes, one man’s trash is another man’s… trash. Items posted for FREE on Craigslist. Claim them if you dare.</p>

Free Neon Sign

I suppose you would think I was crazy if I told you that I actually want this free neon sign I found on Craigslist (New York) today.  Well… don’t judge.  Just LOOK AT IT!  It’s neon porn!

Jehovah’s Witness Books (PRICELESS)

File this Craigslist post under: “what was he thinking???!”

Free Jehovah witnesses Books from 1966 & up (Brooklyn Kensington)


Date: 2010-10-30, 9:49AM EDT
Reply to: sale-ghqpr-2033398001@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I got these books at an auction and i dont need them or read them if you want them come get them otherwise they go to the garbage

Ken 646 235 6612

  • Location: Brooklyn Kensington
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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I love that Ken ends the post with “otherwise they go in the garbage” as if it is a threat of damnation.  Apparently Ken didn’t get the memo 35 years ago that when Jehova Witnesses rink your doorbell, DON’T ANSWER IT.  I kid!  I kid!  Besides, he he got them at auction.

It’s a shame the post is marked that it’s not okay to contact Ken with services or other commercial interests.  Anyone who would buy Jehova’s Witness books at an auction will buy anything.  I could make a killing selling him lint from my navel.

Free Funk & Sweat (Hurry)

The only thing more curious than the type of person who would give away their old, funky gym sneakers on Craigslist is the person on the other end of the transaction who might actually take them.

Our generous poster makes no attempt to dress up his price-free offering.  In his own words, they are “beat up” sneakers used “for the gym”.  The “let me know” “if you want them” is the cherry on the sundae.  If you hurry, maybe he’ll throw in his used jock strap too.

CRAIGSLIST POST:

Men’s Nike Airmax 10.5 used (Queens)


Date: 2010-10-02, 11:02AM EDT
Reply to: sale-uyvkh-1984967444@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


use pair of nike airmax size 10.5 used for the gym. they’re kind of beat up. if you want them let me know.

  • Location: Queens
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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