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Free Neon Sign

I suppose you would think I was crazy if I told you that I actually want this free neon sign I found on Craigslist (New York) today.  Well… don’t judge.  Just LOOK AT IT!  It’s neon porn!

Pissed Pussy Cat

There are few things in life that could be more effed up for a cat than your owner (of one year) pimping your furry ass on Craigslist for free.  What I’d like to know is, what did Falafel (dumb name for a cat, by the way) ever do in his 9 lives to deserve such a sick and twisted fate?

Someone has decided to give away their kitty cat on Craigslist.  What cat deserves to share a website with pictures of men holding their penises and out-of-work actors looking for paid gigs on reality tv?  Why not just send the cat to Afghanistan and drop him in a cave with Al Queda?  But then, anyone who would name their cat Falafel clearly has no morals (that crappy name should’ve been a BIG red-flag to Falafel long ago – he should’ve packed his kitty litter and hit the mean streets of New York from the get go).

If I had the time and gumption, I’d launch a telethon to rescue kitties from the clutches of Craigslist.  But I don’t.  So Falafel is f#@ked.  I pray he doesn’t fall into the hands of the next Craigslist serial killer or, worse, this guy (17 years old? Somebody call the cops!).

Having said that, in this photo, Falafel looks pissed (reeeeeally pissed).  Anyone who takes this cat in after he’s been pimped and psychologically damaged on Craigslist is just asking for it.

The Craigslist post:

Great Cat for Free

Date: 2010-08-22, 1:43AM EDT
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

Im giving my cat (falafel) away… he’s a year and a half, has all his shots and is neutered… very very friendly… all he needs is a good home.. hes free!! please contact me for more info


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